imputor? Contests?::..:.


Otto von Schirach Puke
DON'T SQUEAL KIDS. HERE IS THE DEAL.
imputor? and Otto Von Schirach have teamed up once again to bring you maximum entertainment value.

IMPUKETOR (im-pyook'tr,)

INPUT: Sounds of Puke, Puking, or Pukers provided by you.
PROCESSOR: Otto Von Schirach
OUTPUT: NEW 7" Limited Colored Vinyl from imputor?

READ THE RULES:
  • I promise not to be stupid and kill myself trying to puke.
  • I won't sue imputor? or Otto.


OK. Now that you have read the rules, here is the deal:

With the help of your new friend IMPUKETOR?, you or your friends or your parents or siblings can be featured on the next Otto von Schirach release from imputor?

*** WOW, HOW EXCITING! WHY ME? ***

Do you find yourself surrounded by the sounds of hurling, puking, vomiting, barfing, or whatever you want to call it? Did you or will you get supurb audio recordings of these wonderous puking incidents?

Send them to us for delivery to Sir Otto von Schirach who will make some lovely tunes out of them!

AND IT GETS EVEN BETTER!!!

Every provider of legible puke sounds for impuketor? will receive credit in the liner notes of the forthcoming Otto Von Schirach 7" and receive a complementary signed copy of the completed 7" from imputor?

What are you waiting for - impuketor? submission deadline is September 1st 2003~~~

SUBMISSION OPTIONS:
NOTE: SUBMISSIONS ARE NOW CLOSED/OVER !!! Otto is busy processing the puke... Thanks and have tons of fun.... LOVE XOXO otto & imputor?

Past Contests:

05.01.02
Win a FREE copy of Aspects of Physics' debut release from imputor? titled Systems of Social Recalibration a full three months before it even hits stores.
Question: how can bean burritos bring forth global social upheaval and social recalibration?
5 winning answers:
  • Greta from Seattle, WA - Because they bring such joy and joy is a great inspiration for social reconnection and recalibration.
  • Adam Schwarcz from Providence, RI - I can't even begin to imagine how many bad fart jokes you've gotten this far. I'm really not that funny of a person so I'm sure to loose, but I remember listening to physics a few years ago and loving it and I look forward to the new album.
  • Vagelis Sotiriadis from Thessaloniki, Germany - i cant understand bean burritos. spanish? does it have to do with what happen in argentina some weeks ago? is burritos what rebels consum?
  • Alexandre Braga from Sao Paulo, Spain - i don't know.
  • Hugo Amezquita from Ensenada Mexico - What can i say?... I live in the Country were burritos were born BURRITOS FOR EVERYONE!!!! Adios amigos