PLEASEEASAUR
THE YELLOW PAGES
CAT #: IMP018

Track Listing:
· LA Nights 2...Even Hotter
· No Prob Limo
· WARNING: These Cobras Are Totally Cool
· Pizza Brothers And Sons Incorporated
· Let's Lay Down
· Pleaseea-Sports
· Johnson & Johnsonstien
· It's Up To You
· Crystal Math
· Robots Bite Down Gently
· Paradontex
· DigiTits
· The Great Dynasty
· Make An Indian Your Friend
· A Cougar Named Darryll
· Bowl Noodle Hot
· Gentle Results

Overview:
Dear Constituents:
As Homeland Security Director Tom Ridge, I am sure you are all familiar with
the US Government's campaign for emergency/terror preparedness...but now we
are pleased to announce that you can prepare for something fun and pleasant:
The NEW Pleaseeasaur album: The Yellow Pages! Yes that's right... In lieu of
the President's current Tax Cut, the US Gov. needs some pocketmoney...so...
the Agency of Homeland Security has been hired exclusively by the fine folks
at Imputor? to let you know that you too can prepare for the newest in
pleasurable items...by simply paying attention to this text and setting a good
example for your friends (afterall...your friends look up to you) by telling
all of your friends to buy the NEW Pleaseeasaur album The Yellow Pages and for
them to attend the subsequent tour dates in their favorite city or township.
If anyone has any thoughts on this...please email me:
tomridge@aneagleshootingredwhite&bluelazersoutofhiseyes.gov

This new release from Imputor? is the highly anticipated second full-length
album from Pleaseeasaur. The Yellow Pages boasts 17 brand new tracks that
take The Saur's repertoire to the limit of MSG induced skullduggery. The
Yellow Pages may be Pleaseeasaur's greatest effort to date, as this themed
album weaves a seamless line through the world of advertising, pleasure,
limousines and insurance plus many other subjects that every good consumer
thinks about constantly...but does not dare discuss in public.with good reason:
Pleaseeasaur does it for you! While the newness of this recording is indeed
exciting.the sheer quality and quantity of pleasure-songs and music jokes
put forth on the yellow pages...yields a masterpiece unparalleled by any
other artist named Pleaseeasaur.

Selling Points:
· Full US Tours in 2003, plus an Australian Tour with Neil Hamburger.
· Special Limited Edition Pleaseeasaur The Yellow Pages Business Card Dispenser.
· Pleaseeasaur has action figures and Action Playsets!!!
· This CD is both DJ and Listener friendly.

Related Titles:
IMP012 - Pleaseeasaur - As Seen On TV - 723724418721
IMP014 - Pleaseeasaur - Beef Flavored Island Adventures - 656613395929

Press Quotes:
"Pleaseeasaur is almost too brilliant! This is the future of music! Pleaseeasaur
blends the elements of the past/present/future to provide the most hilarious
album(s) and especially live shows since that of the late/great Andy Kaufman!"
     - Le Monde

"Pleaseeasaur is the wildest stallion this side of the Kentucky Derby! Armed
with the deft ability to conquer any audience into adoration and the wherewithal
to harness that intensity into his amazingly vivid storybook-esque music songs.
Pleaseeasaur may be exactly what the world needs now.an insanely honest and
therefore admirable figurehead for the 21st century! He has my vote!"
     - Newsweek